This is how it all started, my marriage to the ex: Easter Sunday, a number of years ago, we ran into each other in the parking lot of a local coffee shop. It'd been 15 years since I'd seen her. She looked good, but then after what I'd been through, almost any woman looked good. But she looked exceptionally good.
I reached out my hand to say, "Hi."
She reached out her arms for a hug.
Turns out we were both recently through our first marriages. Mine of 7 years, hers of 7 months. Maybe that should've been a warning flag, but it wasn't.
She left a scent of perfume on my neck.
I wasn't aware of it's affect on me until an hour or so later when I could still smell her. (To be honest, I'm not a huge perfume fan, but something else was at work here.) It was as if the hug, the smiles, the quick conversation, her easy laugh, "Yes, divorced here too." The moment and the perfume had drugged me. I was in a daze.
What I realize, now, having had the perfuming experience more recently with old ladies, my mom, even my daughter, was that the sense of smell is a powerful trigger for me. And what it triggered so deeply that Easter morning so many years ago was the loss of that womanly smell in my life.
When my first divorce was final and I finally got back into my condo, there were still remnants of my first wife on the walls, in the drawers. But the part that I really missed, the place that I really noticed the lack, was in the bathroom. I no longer walked into steamy, sweet-smelling rooms with a uber sexy little basque woman in them. And just the smell, the loss of that smell, was huge. I did not know this when my old high school friend hugged me that Easter morning.
I had no idea that my synapses and hormones had taken over from the olfactory triggers. This wasn't at all like getting your sex thrills from viewing porn apps. I wanted her throughout the entire day, like I had never wanted anyone before. Of course the hole in my heart and soul was huge, I also didn't know this. And the newly triggered trance-like desire would blind me to so many of the signs that could've avoided the ultimate train wreck of style differences.
That, of course, would've been a different life. I would not have the amazing kids I now have. And, I would not be who I am at this very moment.
A little tip I now understand. Small scented candles (the organic kind for me, thanks) and other scented things like groovy Method foaming hand soaps, and great Aveda shampoos, can go a long way towards elevating my sense of erotic smell. And when I accidentally get the scent of a woman on me, and I notice it's starting to have the drowsing effect on me, I can retreat to my OWN shower, and get my OWN clove shampoo, and take off the infected shirt.
On Easter 14+ years ago, that wonderful woman had a spell on me. She cast it without knowing, and I was pierced in my own loss and pain without being aware of anything but the electric connection between me and this old flame. Sure, when she told me later, over lunch, that she'd had a crush on me in high school I was touched. But the virus of her touch, her scent, that one morning, did more to alter the course of my life then I could've ever imagined.
I guard against some of that now with my own scented regimen. I'm not going to be drugged and dragged down into the cougar's lair just yet. I will not hire a girlfriend. And when I do want to be devoured, I can inhale and relax into the fall with intention. I am ready to be drugged again, but this time, after we've gone through a few cycles of the relationship first. Intoxication is great. But then you have to get on with the mundane of living shortly there after.
It's kind of like the beautiful woman I was sitting across from a few months ago. We'd exchanged some message via OK Cupid. And there was no question this was a woman in charge and in radiant glow. She was breath-taking from the moment she walked in Panera Bread.
Almost as quickly as she opened her mouth and spoke, the spell was broken. There were exactly 3 things this woman was ready to converse about. Working out. TV. And her job as an executive assistant.
As I jumped from topic to topic to try and find something more relevant to my life, I found nothing. She had made it kind of difficult to set up the first face-2-face with the declaration, "I work out every evening after work."
I thought, "Um, okay, good for you. Do you want to find a time that DOES work?"
I walked away from that coffee with a new understanding of myself, online dating, and what I was interested in. From then on, if the person didn't have something extraordinary going on, some really amazing trait, or some smashingly witty banter in her messaging, I wasn't interested. Beautiful is great. But beautiful lasts for a limited amount of time. Work out all you want, you're going to grow older and older. I think you are beautiful in all your forms, woman. And in some of your scents as well.